Monthly Archives: May 2012

Eurovision Song Snoozefest

Posted on May 20, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  AnElephantCant knock Engelbert Humperdinck Because our mum was a bit of a fan We don’t think he can sing But that is not the main thing Mum found him a handsome and quite charming man He is going to … Continue reading →

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I spy with my little eye

Posted on May 16, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep a secret We have discovered Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Sean Connery But then … Continue reading →

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Cardross on the Clyde

Posted on May 4, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant hide his pure pleasure In Scotland in springtime in sun The bright blue the fresh green the blossom And no one at all with a gun Last evening he wandered through Cardross With his buddy Big Rab by his … Continue reading →

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