Monthly Archives: May 2012

Eurovision Song Snoozefest

  AnElephantCant knock Engelbert Humperdinck Because our mum was a bit of a fan We don’t think he can sing But that is not the main thing Mum found him a handsome and quite charming man He is going to … Continue reading

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I spy with my little eye

AnElephantCant keep a secret We have discovered Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Sean Connery But then … Continue reading

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Cardross on the Clyde

AnElephantCant hide his pure pleasure In Scotland in springtime in sun The bright blue the fresh green the blossom And no one at all with a gun Last evening he wandered through Cardross With his buddy Big Rab by his … Continue reading

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