a ferocious sabre-toothed duck

This is the feral creature which savaged the middle toe on my right foot, presumably mistaking it for whatever delicacy these barbaric creatures enjoy (with a casual disregard for the well-being or indeed survival of other, lesser life forms).

It still prowls the islands of the misty loch, spreading terror where’er it roams.

My dreams will be forever tormented by the memory of its unprovoked assault.


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  1. ~Lady Day says:



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