Monthly Archives: September 2012

Trunk Calls

AnElephantCant rely on his email His laptop or broadband go down So he is making a plan As an Elephant can He is no technological clown There’s an old fashioned method called writing It’s much easier to learn than you … Continue reading

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New Hell Cuisine

AnElephantCant eat hot spices He ain’t a silly-billy He sure don’t like to burn his trunk So he stays well away from Chile He knows it ain’t Thanksgiving ‘Taint even Sunday tea But sometimes nothing hits the spot Like a … Continue reading

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Turkish Delight or Murkily Fright

AnElephantCant pretend that we are au fait With the practices of old Istanbul Now you may be right We are not too bright But please don’t think we are anyone’s fool In our home town of Damperton-sur-Leven There is a … Continue reading

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Poetic Injustice

AnElephantCant always write sensibly AnElephantCant stick to the rules It’s not what he’s got But what he’s not got That makes AnElephant amazingly cool He’s not got a clue about poetry Or iambic pentameters and stuff He can be quite … Continue reading

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I Scream Ice Cream!

My best friend is 6 years old A source of fun and joy We go dragon-hunting in the park He is a wild creative boy We track mammoth footsteps through the mud He spies their nests high in the trees … Continue reading

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Dark in the Love

Then through the darkest hour of night We see a glimpse A hint of light A candle flickering Nearby Or a glinting star In distant sky And in the very edge of sight Perhaps a subtle flash of white We … Continue reading

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