Daily Archives: October 28, 2012

AnElephantCant Swear Like a Trooper

AnElephantCant use bad language Even when he gets somewhat irate He abstains from both A cuss and an oath Preferring to say something appropriate So he likes to consider his options And to reply sensibly and quite slowly Despite what … Continue reading

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AnElephantCant Talk Nonsense

  I thought I saw a pumpkin But it could have been a starling Then I took Another look And saw it was a Penny Farthing I told my little brother That mummy was a spaceman He flew his plane … Continue reading

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