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Monthly Archives: November 2012
Robot de Niro – The Sequel
AnElephantCant say he’s a movie buff In fact he would as soon read a book as Watch a Spielberg epic Or something by Kubrick He’s not fussed by Tarantino or Lucas But today he sees a film that excites him … Continue reading
I, Elephant
AnElephantCant quite grasp technology He isn’t too bright as you know He is not quite in sync Some things do make him think His brain functions are just a bit slow Now the boffins at Rethink Robotics Have developed a … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged androgynous, baxter, data, Hal, isaac asimov, k9, marvin the paranoid android, microchip, r2d2, rethink robotics, robot, robotics, scotch broth, star trek, Terminator, three laws, tin man, wizard of oz
15 Comments
Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma
AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged aberdeen, america, auchenshuggle, beach boys, caledonian, california girls, chuck berry, clydeside, dumfries, dundee, edinburgh, fraserburgh, galloway, glasgow, inverness, irn bru, lou reed, memphis tennessee, princes street, royal mile, san francisco, scotia, simon and garfunkel, stagecoach, tony bennet, walk on the wild side, weegies
25 Comments
A Myth is as Good as a Smile
AnElephant Can fly over the rainbow He can take you jigging down by Brigadoon He puts his invisible cloak on Talks sense to a leprechaun And eats jam and green cheese from the moon He visits the North Pole to … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged brigadoon, cinderella, fairies, giraffe, green cheese, invisible, king kong, leprechaun, loch ness monster, north pole, over the rainbow, push-me-pull-you, rag doll, santa, schrodinger's cat, scotch mist, simon cowell, tin soldier, tooth fairy, unicorn, werewolves
24 Comments
The Yorkie Man
Just about the best person I ever met in my life was a Welshman. He was also a Tory1. So, zero from two, as the Americans say. He also, for very good reasons unrelated to the above, hated me with … Continue reading
Hibernation, Aberration, Consternation, Confabulation
AnElephantCant do hibernation Though he thinks it’s a brilliant idea Because Scotland in winter You don’t want to get into You have to be crazy to venture outside here He thinks hibernation’s a strange word It sounds like an Edinburgh … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged bear, bear cub, edinburgh, emigration, frog, ground hog day, hedgehog, hibernate, hibernation, hibernian, ireland, latin, obligate
21 Comments
Fender Bender in November
AnElephantCant deny that November Of all the months is probably the strangest Although it contains his birthday For what it is worth he Considers it the scariest and certainly most dangerous For a start its name is a misnomer It … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged augustus, braveheart, caesar, december, guy fawkes, julius, november, rls, robert louis stevenson.
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