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The Adventures of Jack the Little Giant
AnElephantCant claim he’s a writer
But he likes to churn out a daft rhyme
This one’s for wee tots
He likes them lots and lots
He enjoys watching them laugh all the time
This is the first of a loosely linked trilogy
Which amazingly consists of three books
You do realise
This is quite a surprise
He may be not quite as dumb as he looks
This is not a successful get rich quick scheme
The income is a bit less than none
But he gets invites to schools
And ignores all the rules
He enjoys chaotic and anarchic fun
In a past life AnElephant had a business
Supplying hi tech stuff to retailing folk
But the truth must be told
A 5 or 6 year old
Is more mature and can at least take a joke
The point of this may not be obvious
But this is how AnElephant sees it
He likes what he does
It gives him a buzz
And he reckons that is not to be sneezed at
So for anyone who has very young children
Or who refuses sensibly up to grow
He’ll send a free pdf file
With a hug and a smile
If you write to the address down below
with the subject:
Please send me the greatest children’s book in living memory by the best children’s author of all time, well, with the obvious exceptions of Dr Seuss, Julia Donaldson, Roald Dahl, Moira Munro, Lewis Carroll, Enid Blyton, Wilbert Awdry, Michael Rosen and a few million others but really Phil is the best illustrator ever and whatsisname isn’t that bad really
Or something shorter, if you prefer.
And we will send you completely free of charge the complete book in .pdf format, with all the additional amazing artwork by Phil.
With AnElephant’s compliments and best wishes.
And a hug and a smile.
I loved the story and your story-telling ability. It took away decades from my age. Thank you.
AnElephant is always dancing when he makes a new friend, especially one who is so generous with his praise.
He will trundle across to see you very soon.
What a wonderful gift you have!
And what wonderful things you always say!
You make AnElephant so happy.
Absolutely wonderful. An excellent children’s story from 2 very talented artisans with the written word and drawn line. Thank you, anelephantcan’t know how generous his gift to children and their parents is! 🙂
AnElephant is delighted to have pleased Penny, and ecstatic with her praise.
AnElephantCant blush, but now he is quite pinkish!
I good colour for you me thinks (re: an elephant perspective)! 🙂
AnElephantCant help himself sometimes
When Penny says things that are kind
He starts to get cosy
Then turns a bit rosy
From his trunk to the bits left behind
I loved it!!! Wonderfully entertaining….
AnElephant’s day is complete when he gives Clanma pleasure.