Daily Archives: November 29, 2012
Saint Andra’s Fault
AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading →
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious
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Tagged barbados, california, cambridge, disciple, fife, oxford, patron saint, prussia, russia, saint andrew, saltire, san andreas fault, st andrew's day, st andrews, ukraine, university
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Love is a Many Splintered Thing
AnElephantCant help sometimes wondering About the sort of lady to whom he might be attracted Elegant and tall Or pretty but small It’s hard to tell because he is easily distracted He imagines her being dark and sultry With hair … Continue reading →
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
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Tagged beetle, blonde, dwarf, elegant, forever, giraffe, girl from ipanema, hour-glass, ipanema, kafka, magic, metamorphosis, misbehaving, pretty, prince of wales, raven, samba, springbok, sultry
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