Daily Archives: November 29, 2012

Saint Andra’s Fault

Posted on November 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading →

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Love is a Many Splintered Thing

Posted on November 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help sometimes wondering About the sort of lady to whom he might be attracted Elegant and tall Or pretty but small It’s hard to tell because he is easily distracted He imagines her being dark and sultry With hair … Continue reading →