Likes Trikes Dislikes Bikes

AnElephantCant deny he is fussy
He has jazillions of strange likes and dislikes
Such as jigsaws of course
Or a red rocking horse
And aeroplanes but not mountain bikes

He enjoys playing in the park in the sunshine
With his secret magic hydrosonic stick gun
But not when it’s icy
That isn’t so nicy
Unless he has a sledge then that is great fun

He appreciates music with lush violins
And rock-n-roll and all sorts of art
Vincent and Dali
Aspidistras and holly
And he is delighted when little kids fart

He likes buildings with carvings of stone
And towers that nearly scrape the rain clouds
Lighthouses and bridges
But not biting midges
Which buzz round his head in great crowds

He loves dragons and mammoths and blackbirds
And iguanas and extinct dinosaurs
But not those darned meeces
He still hates them to pieces
But he likes turtles and apes and wild boars

Then there are great glens and vast lochs and mountains
And rivers that rush down to the sea
He is no fan of town planners
Deplores inconsiderate bad manners
And don’t forget that he just adores Meme

AnElephant cannot do without peanuts
Ice cream with sprinkles is his idea of heaven
And jelly and custard
Sliced ham with French mustard
But most of all he loves Jack who is seven