AnElephantCant tell if it’s a good idea
To put his voice on this inter web thingy
The next thing you know
Folk will want the whole show
They will expect him to do dancing and singing
He does almost anything for a peanut
In Italy he gets fed hot biscotti
If he gets any warmer
He may sing Nessun Dorma
He has the size not the voice of Pavarotti
He is not light on his tootsies this pachyderm
He dances more like a camel than a bear
His foxtrot appals
His Viennese Waltz
Makes a penguin look like Fred Astaire
His voice is not like Morgan Freeman
All deep and full of rich timbre
The ladies don’t thrill
To his tones harsh and shrill
Like the brakes on his car in December
But he can play the odd musical instrument
If you give him a drum he can thump it
He plays the guitar
Like a goose with catarrh
But like Louis he is cool on the trumpet
He comes nowhere in the charm stakes
He can’t show a lady good times
He’s not like Brad George or Sean
His looks are long gone
So he stays home and writes his wee rhymes
anelephantcant 
What a treat it is to hear your voice
This inter web thingy was a good choice.
You have rhymes galore
Let us here some more.
Don’t be bashful,
We’d be grateful 🙂
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Meme always wondered how AnElephantCant spoke
Is that funny sound just all a joke
Is this how he woos his ladies fair
Giving one big blast of hot air
There is nothing in his voice she would ever edit
But can’t help thinking she deserves some credit
For she begged and begged his trumpet to hear
And now that he’s gone and done it
She is addicted —- as predicted
And is off to click and rerun it
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I love love LOVE getting to hear your voice!! 😀 Of course I loved your poem…I always do..but this was a treat I will hope to have repeated!! Huge hugs for my favorite heffalump!!
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you have an amazing distinct style, and such joy shines through your posts! great work as usual!
z
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Simply outstanding, wonderful, loved the accent and the poem and the pictures and…
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Reblogged this on TheWhyAboutThis and commented:
For all of those who haven’t visited anelephantcan’t in Scotland I’ve reblogged so you can see what you’ve been missing! Enjoy!
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Thanks Penny this is wonderful….and I and now following 😉 good day to the both of you!
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Thanks Doris! 🙂
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AnElephant has a voice
That reminds me the boys
You can tell he is from Scotland
As his voice is not at all bland.
I will now bid you adieu
And for the voice, say thank you
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good for you to comment in verse! i agree with penny and am glad that she’s working on the pr campaign! z
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What could possibly be wrong with a good, Scottish accent like that?
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