Daily Archives: December 24, 2012
Dreaming of a White Elephant ….
AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged christmas, happy new year, jelly, mince pie, reindeer, santa, sleigh, tinsel, white christmas, white elephant, xmas, xmas tree
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The Same Difference
AnElephantCant always travel by foot He needs transport befitting his status He rents a cool Chevy To drive to the levee But sadly he has no idea what that is You both know that your Elephant is no thick-head There … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged bonnet, cell phone, chevy, cv, gear lever, hood, language, left field, levee, mobile, resume, shift stick, states, steering wheel, trunk, windscreen, windshield, zed, zee
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