East is West and the Twain shall Meet

AnElephantCant help thinking that people
Are pretty much the same all over the world
He doesn’t care about religion
Or the colour of the skin
Although he admits he likes guys less than girls

You find bonzer blokes way Down Under
Quite laid back and easy going dudes
You know what they’re thinking
It’s a ripper fair dinkum
No problem mate they say it’s all good

In ould Oireland they are on the robust side
They like their grub and a nice pint of stout
In Cork or Killarney
They’ll give you the blarney
But rest assured they won’t ever throw you out

Les Francais are slightly more cultured
Red wine with meat and with fish un vin blanc
But if you need un ami
They react so calmly
They smile and say ah oui c’est bon

In Scotland they are a wee bit more guarded
They don’t always appear to be friendly
But if you get down on your luck there
Or find you are stuck there
They will not hesitate to give you their last penny

The Americans find AnElephant quite charming
They love his ears and his trunk just beguiles
He has happily found
As he meanders around
A thousand handshakes and one million great smiles