Breakfast in America

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast
In the US is a substantial meal
In Scotland our porridge
Fills us up for a forage
But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel

The waiting staff are always so friendly
Good morning and How are you doing
They treat him like Zeus
They bring him orange juice
And in minutes he is slurping and chewing

The range of good grub is amazing
The menu so huge it takes ten minutes to scan it
French Toast it tells him
Waffles from Belgium
There is stuff from all over the planet

There are omelettes with all sorts of fillings
Eggs any way that you like ‘em
Over easy or poached
Scrambled and de-yolked
AnElephant finds the start to his day quite exciting

But the bestest of all are the pancakes
They are fluffy and come in a high stack
You just pull your chair up
Add butter and syrup
And eat till your stomach has a panic attack

He tries banana and potato and blueberry
And strawberry and apple and pecan
Or sausage and bacon
You can even put steak on
AnElephant says if an American can then so he can

The last time AnElephant blogged about breakfast
He brilliantly entitled it Breakfast Epiphanies
But he must intervene here
Only the lovely Christina
Understood the pun for Breakfast at Tiffany’s