AnElephantCant consort with the crowd
He doesn’t have that sort of mentality
They say birds of a feather
All hang out together
Or some variation of that strange verbality
Most animals you find in a collection
But AnElephant is on the outside
Hedgehogs gather in an array
Pheasants like flowers in a bouquet
And Lions unsurprisingly strut about in a pride
Starlings do their thing in a murmuration
Emus and Kangaroos bound around in a mob
Tigers in an ambush
A gaggle for a Goose
And proverbially Bulls in a China Shop
Meeces squeak in a mischief or colony
Possibly to avoid a kettle of Hawks
Gnats float in a cloud
Over a hover of Trout
And predictably in a skulk is the Fox
Like the Cat in the story by Kipling
AnElephant often walks by himself
Because Wolves in a pack
A knot of Snakes in a sack
He evades for the sake of his health
The question is often asked of AnElephant
And you may find his answer absurd
Unlike a murder of Crow
Or a gang of Buffalo
He thinks that Pachyderms should be seen and not herd!
anelephantcant 
Love it. 🙂 Maybe it should be a Pack of Pachyderms 🙂
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AnElephantCant be like a canary
His feathers are so rarely ruffled
But he tells Alastair
He does take great care
To ensure that the pack is well shuffled
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🙂
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Emmy thinks AnElephant is a cool cat.
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AnElephantCant disagree with Emmy
Even if no common sense she’s applying
But unlike Pinocchio
Who saw his nose grow
AnElephant will never be a lion
(grrooannn!)
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Perfect, Roxi beat me too it! The last line is great but I loved all of it! Just great! 🙂
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AnElephantCant be bothered to answer
Because Penny already should know
If she reads his replies
With her pretty blue eyes
Then she sees what he said to Roxi below
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Still love all of it, as previous mentioned! 🙂
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Love the last line! Good one 🙂
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AnElephantCant quite believe it
He sweats blood to create a verse that is fun
And what does he find
That people are kind
But they all just want to laugh at a bad pun
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