Daily Archives: January 4, 2013

A Surreal Snowball

Posted on January 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say he knows anything About talented artists and sculptors He doesn’t know if there’s any Difference between Monet and Manet He unfortunately just isn’t too cultured But he ponders great art when it’s cold out And he polishes up … Continue reading →

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Tip of the Gratuitous Iceberg

Posted on January 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant calculate 15% Which is the guideline for a waiter’s gratuity But he looks on the bright sight Never errs on the tight side Realises he has material for a brilliant new ditty In Scotland we rarely tip bar staff … Continue reading →

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