Surprising, Stupefying, Sensational!
AnElephantCant quite believe it
He isn’t too great at networking
But to his surprise
Despite his cunning disguise
Not everyone thinks he’s a turkey
AnElephant has reached a great landmark
He wants to share this moment with his fans
OK that is a laugh
He is just being daft
But his visitors are now more than Ten Thousand
When he starts writing this rhubarb last summer
He has no idea what he is doing
For the first 6 or 8 weeks
He gets 2 or 3 peeks
Then the readers start happily accruing
Among his first loyal followers is Meme
Whom AnElephant since then loves dearly
And lovely Christina
The beautiful dreamer
And good ol’ Alastair who is always so cheery
Now he does not want to mention the others
He prefers not to cause a distraction
He realises his words
Are borderline absurd
And Phil’s art is the major attraction
Other artists occasionally guest star*
And add some class to AnElephant’s dire lines
Whatever the reason
You guys comes and you sees him
He thanks each one of you who enjoy really bad rhymes
*Friends of AnElephant include:
Canadian artist Carolina Sartor
and
Emma, aged 11, the prettiest girl in the USA
anelephantcant 
Despite his gruff manner….I find AnElephant perfectly amiable…perfectly witty…perfectly clever….and perfectly quirkily unique!!! 😉 Thank you…so so much for mentioning me in your splentasticiferous poem!! 😀 Hugs…and more hugs!!
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AnElephantCant quite believe it
Lovely Christina considers him gruff
She thinks he is witty
He knows he is pretty
And he is certainly quirky enough
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Congratulations Brian! That’s most excellent 😉
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Thank you, Roxi, your support is treasured.
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Congratulations, well done. For me your rhymes are so fantastic, it is a special gift you have. So keep going to entertain us please, it is so much fun to read!
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AnElephantCant hide his embarrassment
Everyone is saying that he pleases
He does try to be funny
Avoids squashing a bunny
But he still hates those meeces to pieces
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Wowy Kazawy!
Never underestimate
The power of wee rhymes
and a couple of couplets
We all have a grand time
‘Cause you’re so funny.
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AnElephantCant deny he is baffled
He is sure there’s no rhyme for Kazawy
He lies down on his bed
Cos inside his head
The weather has got foggy and snowy
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Oui, tu es trop marrant
Même pour un éléphant!
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Marrant can mean funny haha
It can also mean funny quite weird
Is EmmylGant
Praising AnElephant
Or is she just tugging his beard
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Nothing but praises!
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What a massively great spark
To have reached this landmark
You think you are daft
But you make people laugh
And I think you are a good lark
AnElephant goes to all ends
Of the earth to show his friends
He has a shining wit
To go with the comedic skit
That are going to start all the trends
Well don on this landmark, With the humour in your posts, it’s hardly surprising. Thanks for the shout out as well 😉
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AnElephantCant hide his appreciation
For the friends who come by every day
So he takes great care
To hear Alastair
And to thank him for what he has to say
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Congratulations, very well done my friend! 🙂
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AnElephantCant count up to big numbers
He too quickly runs out of toes
So he doesn’t know how many
Of his visits are from Penny
But he is grateful for each one of those
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Lovely tribute
This Lady loves AnElephants rhymes
He thinks himself daft
But in fact, he always gives us
A very good laugh
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If Lady Lovely loves his rhyme
As she loves to tell him every time
And he makes Lady Lovely laugh
Perhaps AnElephant’s not so daft
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AnElephant is not so daft
For he is the master of his craft
He makes me laugh
And never gives me the shaft
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