Monthly Archives: February 2013

Mysteries and Miseries

The boys circle the pretty girls It is always nature’s way He observes them preening awkwardly Preparing what to say He sees again his friend in bed He thought he’d recognise him The illness causes drastic change His youthfulness surprising … Continue reading

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AnElephant and the Spokane Word

AnElephantCant leave wonderful Washington Without a visit to the East side of the State If truth be told It is kinda cold But the buildings and street art are great The first thing that he plans to do here Is … Continue reading

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AnElephant, a Jacket and a Penny

AnElephantCant deny he has great fun Travelling around the US of A So what do you suppose Folk are desperate to know Do you think they expect cabaret No he gets asked for the story of his jacket Is he … Continue reading

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Family Matters – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant keep his composure He is working himself into a frenzy But he scratches his ears Why Friday Fictioneers Always seems to come out on a Wednesday  But he will not get involved in such trivia He must focus on … Continue reading

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The Art of the Matter in Portland, Oregon

AnElephantCant deny he loves Portland This city is quickly close to his heart Two rivers more bridges Than he can count on his digits And most impressive by far is the street art The variety here is amazing Whether recycled … Continue reading

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AnElephant Stay Or He Gone?

AnElephantCant stay forever in Portland Although he adores this quite magical city It is an absolute jewel The folks are so cool And the buildings and street art so pretty This city is the largest in Oregon He is relieved … Continue reading

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The Tree Musketeers

AnElephantCant hide his enjoyment There are so many things make him pleased Yo-yos and Pawpaws Cuckoos and Crab Claws But there are few things as wonderful as Trees Some trees have quite spiky sharp needles They are Evergreens also called … Continue reading

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Tears of a Clown

The view from the aeroplane window Shows men naked and chained on the floor Covered in grime The plane banks and climbs We are not allowed to view any more The azure seas the golden sands Are fading far below … Continue reading

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Naive Nephologist Never Normal

AnElephantCant stop marvelling at clouds They come in all shapes and sizes Small white and fluffy Big dark and huffy And man they are full of surprises They can open up and hit you with a deluge You are soaked … Continue reading

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Love, Laughs and Lepidoptera

AnElephantCant stop admiring nature’s wonders Beautiful creations bring a smile to his eyes Like penguins and roses And Elephants’ noses But most of all he just loves butterflies You see a multi-limbed furry caterpillar Ambling around munching on leaves Kinda … Continue reading

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