AnElephantCant skip the light fandango
He can’t do a Samba or Rumba
He knows who his pals are
When he dances the Salsa
Because he looks like a dummy but dumber
Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy
He can’t find his left foot with a plan
What makes matters worse
He boogies like a lame horse
Not a winner but a sad also ran
He can’t channel his chassis into a Cha Cha
He does the Charleston like a 90-year old granny
He does the Twist and the Jive
Like he sits on a bee hive
And AnElephantCant Can Can can he
He doesn’t cut a dash on the dance floor
He is as mobile as the average lawn mower
If you catch a glimpse
Of his pathetic attempts
You wish he was pretty enough to be a wall flower
He doubts that Ginger is ever his partner
He is not elegant or cool like Astaire
But he is awfully nice
Offers this good advice
If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair
Because when he hears his sort of music
Like Elvis in that old time movie
He slides down a pole
For a rumbustious Rock n Roll
Man this mastodon is amazingly groovy
Sometimes he can be really fancy
When he decides to do a little romancing
Close your eyes or you might
See a quite horrible sight
AnElephant’s best moves include belly dancing
I would love to see an elephant belly dance to Henry Mancini’s ‘Baby Elephant Walk’. 🙂
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AnElephantCant believe this
AdInParadise gets him into trouble
He isn’t so teeny
So music by Mancini
Causes all of his nice bits to wobble
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Too cool! Just go with the flow on this one! Love it! 🙂 xx
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AnElephantCant claim to be cool
Even if Penny can turn on the schmooze
If he gets going
And things start flowing
He is liable to cause a deluge
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Emmy is smiling
Just visualizing
Let the music rip
Rock on and sway
Your troubles away
It works for Emmy
When she doesn’t trip.
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Elephants
Can’t dance
No deceit
Two left feet
All the mobility of a three piece suite
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I totally love this, the best so far, as I love dancing and Ginger and Fred, also Gene Kelly-my dancing hero. Even if you are not good at dancing, you have other brilliant qualities which I will be rubbish at. So don’t worry I will not force a charleston on you, but you can watch and enjoy still!
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AnElephantCant help wondering
If sweet Ute is a hoot on the floor
She is a fan of old Gene
Does this really mean
She can move like Travolta – or more
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Bulldogs can only shuffle,
or maybe break out in a hustle,
If the music is right,
and it’s the dark of the night
a Bulldog might even kerfuffle.
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AnElephantCant knock Bulldog
He is fast becoming a poet
Now he’s in the groove
Perfecting his move
AnElephant wants him to show it
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Love these topless dancers.
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AnElephantCant display his cheeky bits
He is obviously far too coy
But it does not hurt
To take off his shirt
After all he is a boy
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I think maybe AnElephant could be AReindeer
As he’s not that good of a dancer
He could tell Santa to move over
And he could be the drover
Of Donner, Blitzen, Vixen and Prancer
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AnElephantCant be a reindeer
He causes too much mayhem
But he tells you Al
His dear old pal
Sometimes you really sleigh him
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I can sympathize with the mobility of a lawnmower bit. Elephants must not understand ratings and commercial time disseminating culture…but neither can I. I must have an elephant in my dark family history of coyotes, crazies and dreamers.
Later…
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AnElephantCant be twinkly toed
He is the furthest thing from floaty
He doesn’t mean to be rude
But he wonders if you could
Be related to wonderful Don Quixote?
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Son of Don Quixotic…I think so, but remembering is difficult, for some of us.
Later…
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