Dancing Disa-Stars

Prancing King and Dancing Queen by Phil Burns

AnElephantCant skip the light fandango
He can’t do a Samba or Rumba
He knows who his pals are
When he dances the Salsa
Because he looks like a dummy but dumber

Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy
He can’t find his left foot with a plan
What makes matters worse
He boogies like a lame horse
Not a winner but a sad also ran

He can’t channel his chassis into a Cha Cha
He does the Charleston like a 90-year old granny
He does the Twist and the Jive
Like he sits on a bee hive
And AnElephantCant Can Can can he

He doesn’t cut a dash on the dance floor
He is as mobile as the average lawn mower
If you catch a glimpse
Of his pathetic attempts
You wish he was pretty enough to be a wall flower

He doubts that Ginger is ever his partner
He is not elegant or cool like Astaire
But he is awfully nice
Offers this good advice
If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair

Because when he hears his sort of music
Like Elvis in that old time movie
He slides down a pole
For a rumbustious Rock n Roll
Man this mastodon is amazingly groovy

Sometimes he can be really fancy
When he decides to do a little romancing
Close your eyes or you might
See a quite horrible sight
AnElephant’s best moves include belly dancing