AnOldElephant had a Farm Ee I Ee I Oh!

Animals at the Farm*

Animals at the Farm*

AnElephantCant always go to the seaside
But there is no cause for alarm
When he starts to feel down
Wants to get out of town
He takes a trip down to the farm

He likes to mimic all the animals
He can honk like a goosey of course
But he has to be careful
And restrict his rehearsal
Or he may start to sound a little hoarse

There are lots of cool animals he loves here
His favourites are probably the bunnies
And chicks if they spoke
Would tell a terrible yolk
Please don’t forget it is AnElephant who does the funnies
(You know who you are!!!!)

He also enjoys talking to the donkey
A fine beast with whom to have a nice chat
While in no way bourgeois
He does say hee haw
Hee haw he always says that

AnElephant likes to tease the wee piggies
With some very bad puns he is making
He say don’t be a slob
You must get a job
Someone has to bring home the bacon

But AnElephant’s favourites are sheepses
He refuses to eat mutton soup
But they can go too far
When they play blues in twelve-bah
And they want to post it on EweTube

*All pictures taken at the Easter Children’s Special at Queen’s Park in Glasgow, Scotland

Animals at the Farm*

Animals at the Farm*

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11 Responses to AnOldElephant had a Farm Ee I Ee I Oh!

  1. RoSy says:

    Sounds like you had an amusing day at the farm!


  2. Penny L Howe says:

    An elephant needs to write a new book with all his delightful tales! Yes, he does! 🙂


  3. emmylgant says:

    Emmy is laughing to pieces
    Oh the fun with sheepses
    and of course geeses?
    But fankfully no meeces!


  4. colonialist says:

    Oh, the sheepses ones are REALLY AWFUL! *filled with admiration*


  5. I’ve always loved visiting farms… I can only imagine how much fun it would be to go to one with you! LOL

    Lovely write my friend …huggs


  6. Alastair says:

    I think AnElephant really had fun
    When he went down to the farm
    And saw equine and bovine
    Of course swine and ovine
    But why were there no pachyderm?


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