AnElephantCant always go to the seaside
But there is no cause for alarm
When he starts to feel down
Wants to get out of town
He takes a trip down to the farm
He likes to mimic all the animals
He can honk like a goosey of course
But he has to be careful
And restrict his rehearsal
Or he may start to sound a little hoarse
There are lots of cool animals he loves here
His favourites are probably the bunnies
And chicks if they spoke
Would tell a terrible yolk
Please don’t forget it is AnElephant who does the funnies
(You know who you are!!!!)
He also enjoys talking to the donkey
A fine beast with whom to have a nice chat
While in no way bourgeois
He does say hee haw
Hee haw he always says that
AnElephant likes to tease the wee piggies
With some very bad puns he is making
He say don’t be a slob
You must get a job
Someone has to bring home the bacon
But AnElephant’s favourites are sheepses
He refuses to eat mutton soup
But they can go too far
When they play blues in twelve-bah
And they want to post it on EweTube
*All pictures taken at the Easter Children’s Special at Queen’s Park in Glasgow, Scotland
Sounds like you had an amusing day at the farm!
An elephant needs to write a new book with all his delightful tales! Yes, he does! 🙂
You are too kind, as ever.
Emmy is laughing to pieces
Oh the fun with sheepses
and of course geeses?
But fankfully no meeces!
AnElephant mouton done something right!
Oh, the sheepses ones are REALLY AWFUL! *filled with admiration*
AnElephantCant resist a bad joke or a worse pun!
Glad you groaned!
I’ve always loved visiting farms… I can only imagine how much fun it would be to go to one with you! LOL
Lovely write my friend …huggs
Thanks, Roxi, Elephants and gooses always have fun!
I think AnElephant really had fun
When he went down to the farm
And saw equine and bovine
Of course swine and ovine
But why were there no pachyderm?
No heffelumps on the farm
They are lacking in charm!