For Richer or Pooh-er

Can a Kangaroo Poo by Phil Burns

AnElephantCant say he’s certain
If this question should be discussed with you
Sometimes it‘s not good
It may even be rude
To ask where all the animals pooh

We all know that the woods are a jungle
Where the poor rabbit is used by the bear
Do gooses do it in water
They really shouldn’t oughter
And do duckies doo doo as they fly through the air

It is bound to be the plan that a kangaroo can
And probably a toucan can too
But what about frogs
Armadillos and hogs
And those upside down things that hang in the zoo

Then there’s Winnie the Bear with Pooh in his name
And Tigger the bouncy striped cat
Does Winnie Pooh Pooh
And Heffalump too
Hee haw Eeyore he always asks that

The same question arises with pee-pee
You’d be impressed by a buffalo flow
A pelican can pee
But a pecan can he?
Nah he’s a nut so probably no

AnElephantCant pretend he’s an expert
There are creatures he has never knowed
The California Newt
Unless that’s a fruit
And bufo bufo the common toad toad

When AnElephant was just a wee piccolo
He could not have a pet in the house
Not even a dog
So he made a hedgehog
By sticking a thousand toothpicks onto a mouse

So he sadly ends up none the wiser
About the toiletry habits of the gnus
Do meeces wee wee for free
Behind a rock or a tree
AnElephant goes to the rest room for a snooze