AnElephantCant hide his surprise
He is in the park on Monday
Playing a cool game of tennis
With Jack not Denis
Because this is his very bestesest fun day
He spots them through the high fence
You may remember he writes quite recently
Of an exceeding strange thing
Which he studies quite intently
Now there are many more of them
Spreading out across the nation
Is it possible
Or even plausible
That this is the start of the Invasion
They suddenly appear in profusion
Sprouting up across the park
He has not viewed
So much wet wood
Since he sailed on Noah’s Ark
He wonders if they grow from seeds
And do they have roots beneath them
Should he address
Or would they simply not believe him
Do they plan to conquer Scotland
Will they recruit the other plants
They still have no chance
Even though he’s off to France
Jack’s team is enhanced with lots more Elephants
Afterthought: Do Venus and Serena have a brother called Tennisy?
Perhaps you momentarily slipped into a parallel universe! Or just keep taking the tablets!
I’m laughing at your afterthought. Very clever!
The SAS would just give a nod
They know all about it
It’s the next generation tripod
Didn’t Wells predict it?
It must be a type of birch, as it is so naturally white, very nice and very bright, watch out you don’t trip over it when you fly a kite!
AnElephant has fun in the park
He always has his friend’s back
I know if he could,
he would check out the wood
To see that it was okay for jack
AnElephant is also off to France
To go south and somewhere to play
I can say it was fun
To finally meet the one
And only Elephant yesterday.