AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind
Though he is dumb enough to try many times
But nevertheless
He is sure you can guess
That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind chimes
The image at the top shows two Elephants
It is a picture present from his cool young friend Des
He thinks she is sweet
She likes to contemplate his four feet
To decide which of them she likes best
AnElephantCant tell what makes the air move so entrancingly
Is it a Phoenix or some other mythical thing
Or the fantabulous Puff
Or other pure magical stuff
Or a butterfly or a fairy’s soft samite wings
It does not really matter which way the wind blows
Though you don’t have to be a weatherman to know that
From the south or the north
In fact either or both
It is okay as long as you hold on to your hat
AnElephant finds them delightfully relaxing
So musical and yet childishly fun
Sweetly unpainful
Like the laughter of angels
And they glitter so transcendentally beautifully in the sun
Your second favourite Pachyderm is not traditionally ornamental
So this is not where he is usually to be found
His big grumbling tum
And all-encompassing bum
Typically result in a much less melodic sound
But for his cute little chum he decides to behave here
He sends this message from the bottom of his heart
She is his insane saviour
He is on his best behaviour
He finishes an entire rhyme about wind without even mentioning the word fart
But couldn’t quite resist temptation! Our Grandson would just love you! He is learning to write and his first words have not been his name but fart, pee and poo! 🙂
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Then you are failing as a grandmother!
His first word should be BUM!!!
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Oh, no! That’s next, I promise you! 🙂
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I love wind-chimes. So soothing – so relaxing.
What a thoughtful gift to you from Des.
🙂
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AnElephant has some delightful little chums, RoSy!
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catnip produces feelings of ease
floating along with the breeze
sometimes with it comes a sneeze
but never a fart if you please
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AnElephantCant float on a breeze
He is less aerodynamic than bees
Perhaps at a squeeze
He can have wings on his knees
But no this is all a big tease
He just likes rhymes with fart in them!
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You know it is the farts even from the Easter Bunny that are absolutely all too funny 🙂
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AnElephant is a wonderful friend
He creates a rhyme that is really the part
For his little friend Des
Who he says is the best no less
And well done for not saying fart.
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As AnElephant says, you don’t have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!!!
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That’s true. In fact, if the weatherman is a Fish, he wouldn’t know anyway
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