AnElephantCant ever deny that
His working hours might be best described as somewhat intermittent
He starts when he starts
And quite often departs
Before he even bothers to switch on his high-priced hi-tech equipment
He is not a big fan of modern technology
He has no answer-phone not even a fax
He does have a very very
Smart and capable secretary
Who went out for lunch several years ago and should probably quite soon be back
She tells him she has qualifications
She tells him she is incredibly organised and super efficient
But her short hand limit
Is about six words per minute
AnElephant is not altogether convinced that that is particularly proficient
On a computer he is not what you’d call an expert
Software geeks laugh and suggest he is rather absurd
He finds it a struggle
To properly pronounce Google
And he has not yet learned how to correctly spell Word
He has no grasp of this interweb thingy
He believes that it lives somewhere in outer ether space
He frequently fails
To send important emails
AnElephantCant be sure if the stamp is in the right place
But he does not get too stressed about these things
He does not care if success is far out of his reach
He is not in the rat race
He has a smile on his face
His office is a Mediterranean beach
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
John Lennon (1940-1980)
So fun. Your words, your rhymes, your wit, your location – you! 🙂 xo
So kind. Your comments, your compliments, your time, you!
I am glad we share the same office,
But you can keep the secretary.
De toute façon le telephone ne marche pas
et l’interweb thingy est un concept…
Mais c’est essentiel d’avoir une secretaire!
Si non, pas de café…..
Elle va revenir tout de suite, je suis sur, sur, certain!
Hee Hee! You sure are!!! ( Off your rocker!!!)
Well, perhaps a wee mite eccentric on occasion …..
An elephant is at an age
free from work’s bondage
where he can enjoy
and look at world with joy
while the young work.
So, let the elephant smirk
and have fun
Thank you so much, dear Nightlake.
AnElephant loves to get a poem in his comments.
Are you hiring? LOL
Please feel free to apply.
All CV’s to be submitted only on $100 notes.
And meant I write….not wrote. See iPhone makes it worse. Letters so much better.
Yeah, yeah, so you say.
I swear!!!! lol Or it could have been me totally exhausted.
Oh I love this! I had a stressful morning at school and read this on my lunch. I am feeling much better and maybe ready to face you young students once more.
Oh and this morning I read the dr Seuss book If I Ran a Zoo, made me think of AnElephant. 🙂
And I wrote everything in paper before entering it in my magic box thing connected to the interweb.
AnElephantCant believe that
Anja has a rough day at school
Wrap your magic box
In a couple of socks
And bash the brats till you feel more in control
And anyone who mentions AnElephant in the same sentence as the wonderocious Dr Seuss has his undying adoration for all eternity!
hahahaha I needed that!!!!! I may write that down and post it in my room. 🙂
At your service, m’lady!
*curtsy* awww thank you
is it that an elephantcant or won’t?
because I can help
I have taught all of Florida
how to turn on a computer
well my grandparents, their friends, and everyone else in that American state
I’m sure they can relate
when an elephantcant
However the most important part
is to find you a much, much bigger computer
for a start.
AnElephantCant write such a long rhyme
He is already jolly well exhausted
He can nearly turn it on
If he finds the wee button
But a new laptop is way way too costly
AnElephant’s office is better than mine
His office is over at the Med
Mine is in a room
Full of doom and gloom
But that is the way we butter our bread
AnElephantCant comment on Al’s room
He is sure it is better than most
Perhaps with less panache
Than AnElephant’s terrasse
But that is the way he butters his toast
My office is my bedroom, which is probably as damp as the beach, but without much of the charm (and a lot more mould).
AnElephantCant comment on a lady’s boudoir (sans visiter!)
Thank you for taking the time to pop by and be so gracious.