AnElephantCant keep his emotions under control
His heart rate is in rapid ascent
An American chum
Who he does not think is so dumb
Accuses AnElephant of speaking with a funny accent
Both his readers know AnElephant is a beautiful speaker
Not like a pirate or a villain or a rogue
No Aarrgghh Jim Lad
Or Oi be reet bad
Your second favourite heffelump has no trace of a brogue
It is said that he sounds European
Well duh gee whiz he is not distraught
Lui dice* Mama Mia
Il dit* Ooh la la
But jings crivvens AnElephant is still a bonnie braw Scot
In his homeland there are 613 different accents
And in Englandshire there are 3 or 4 more
All over the continent
It is considered a compliment
When you say Smörgåsbord Guten Tag or Bonjour**
Some folk say AnElephant is a very fast talker
That his flow of fast words make them feel all sea sickly
He has simple advice
Just cover your eyes
Concentrate very hard and try to listen more quickly
Perhapsh AnElephant doesh not shpeak like Sean Connery
But he communicates with great ease and no shame
He thinks life is duller
If the world gets even smaller
And we all end up sounding exactly the same
* He says
** A buffet meal, good day, good day – yes, of course it is nonsense!
Certainly it’d be no fun if we speak in similar accents. Such a cute elephant artwork. Convey our compliments to Phil:)
I think…(with no rhyme because I’m a rebel like that! 😉 ) AnElephant can charm all who hear him…see him….and read his fabutastical awesomagnificent words!! hehe 😉
AnElephantCant stop dancing
His little hearty bit flies up to the sky
He is totally overwhelmified
Not to mention satisfactoriallised
Because beautiful Christina has dropped by
Ha – My New York family tells me that I speak with a Chicago accent. I say gibberish – When in Chicago – you are the ones with the accent! 😉
AnElephant knows naught of these matters.
He has the last pure voice on earth.
I have met AnElephant and knows the way he speaks
So I will jump right to his defence
Nobody I know balks
At the way AnElephant talks
There is nothing wrong with his accent
But I would say that as my family is of Scottish descent and, by jingo, I understand the lingo.
Aye, gaun yersel, bigyin, ye ken ra score ‘n’ that nae boathir!
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I just read that to my daughter – and she has just gone off to read “An Ode To A Haggis” that is on my Family Crest and asked me if it was all in Arabic 😆
und ich spreche……..ESPERANDO die WELTsprache genannt…hihihi…SINCERELY ANDREA:))
AnElephant already invents his own language:
Not quite so elegant or sophisticated as Esperanto but much funnier!
And with a bad pun in the title, what more can you ask for?
Who said such a fool thing, an accent?
Aww come on! AnElephantCant
Speak with a wee brogue
I suss her ears are broke.
Cet accent inexistant
est insaissable comme le vent.
Tu as toujours raison!
Elles sont folles, les etrangers!
Hoy, Roxi, do not encourage her or else!
And please remember:
AnElephant does the funnies on here, okay!!!!!
Oh, and hugs.
LOL hugs to you my friend 🙂
*bows* thank you….we really need to keep AnElephant somewhat under control….
AnElephant must admit, he does speak with an accent. 🙂 Please do not sound like the Pirate, oh I am sorry A pirate….that just won’t do. Would never ask you to change…but slowing down may not hurt to help those without a European….oh sorry Scottish accent…understand a bit easier.
AnElephantCant have AnAccent, he is a Scot.
It is only blooming foreigners who speak funny!
What? I can’t understand you and that bloody (ha) accent.
Language, please, dear lady!
AnElephant runs a family friendly blog here.
A family blog full of murder and mayhem…my apologizes (oh sorry you would put an s)
Sorry, dear lady, but AnElephant spells apologies without an s or a zed!
If you would at least speak English this would all be so much easier.