AnElephantCant always stop himself forlornly fretting
This wearisome worry takes all the sun out of sunny
What happens if the girl
The one who rocks his whole world
Abruptly decides he is no longer fantastically funny
She always says he is enormously entertaining
In fact she thinks he is awesomely amusing
But what if say one day
Probably on a grey Monday
She asks him to hush now to let her continue snugly snoozing
He remembers some lovely ladies before her
But he is convinced that there can be no more after
Is he left on his own
To spend his life all alone
If he ever ceases to be a source of light-hearted laughter
When the sparkle dies in her big beautiful eyes
His dreams go up in a pathetic puff of black smoke
He can cash in his chips
If the smile leaves her luscious lips
And the wretched writer has written his last jaundiced joke
So he considers all his preventative possibilities
To ensure his next kiss is never his last kiss
He has not got any money
So he has to be funny
He must get up very early to persistently practice
Now AnElephant reviews what he writes here
He realises there is no room here for gloom here or doom here
He reconsiders because
She is clearly without flaws
And if she loves him she must have a sensationally sincere and spectacularly surreal sense of humour
Emm thinks you’ll never run out of funnies
You have a trunkful of hilarities
No fear, the girl will love you forever.
‘Cause how could she be loved better?
AnElephantCant run out of funnies
So how can he lose his mythical moll
He doesn’t exercise enough
He is quite out of puff
So now he cannot run at all
Anelephant who can make you laugh? What more could a girl possibly want? She is clearly a woman of good taste! 🙂
AnElephant is funny, MBT, but he is high maintenance in other areas.
Do you have any idea of the cost of peanuts these days?
It would be worth the peanut bill! 🙂
You are always just too sweet.
Sense o’ humor is a must.
And – you’ve definitely got IT 😉
Well, gee, shucks, honey!
AnElephant thinks you only say that because it is true!
I think AnElephant will always be funny
I don’t think you could ever doom her
And just between us blokes
I think that your jokes
Show you have a very good sense of humour
My favourite joke starts:
This guy goes into a blog …
How do you know if you’ve passed AnElephant ?
AnElephant has to tell you that this is a family friendly blog, so please tread carefully here!
oh dear! you said I could be rude…it’s a children’s joke and my favourite joke..!
The suspense is killing AnElephant here!
Go ahead, if it is child rude then it is okay.
you can’t put the toilet lid down……?
AnElephant chortles happily.
Congratulations on achieving the near impossible and lowering the tone of this blog.
AnElephant has discussed bums, piddles, poos, farts and snotters over the past year or so, but he is delighted to admit that you have plumbed the depths successfully.
Well it’s half a laugh anyway……..!
A sense of humour is one of the best traits in a woman, in my opinion. That and a gorgeous smile. If she’s happy, I’m happy.
And if she ain’t, you for sure will never be!
But generally speaking, the fairer sex needs quite a sense of humour just to put up with our inherent dumbness, don’t you think?
Yes, they’re quite a longsuffering bunch, aren’t they?
One would think the sense of humour a prerequisite Sir Elephant to being around a jolly wee chappy such as your good self.
Definitely a prerequisite, Sit ST2, if not necessarily for the reason you give!
AnElephant can be hard work, y’know.
Dear Sir elephant, I have no doubt anelephant could be hard work, but surely enjoyable at the same time?
A sense of humor is a must in this world. Do you ever wonder, maybe she is afraid she will be hit with a tragic (although hilarious) end in one of your writings?
Nah, she needs to have nerves of steel.
And very poor taste!