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AnElephantCant produce rhymes on demand
He usually writes haphazardly randomly unorthodoxly
But he makes an exception
Because the person requesting
Is one of his favourite folk and most talented poets on the whole interweblogosphere thingy his sweet friend Roxi
But she sets him a championship challenge
It promises to be heffelumply hard work
She wants him to feature
That oddly bizarre creature
The amazing alphabetically-advanced astonishing Aardvark
Who has a wee tail four legs and a long nose
The tail at the back and the big hooter at the front
Please do not discombobulate
He is just another ungulate
A delightful but distinctly distant cousin of AnElephant
He has an ample album of alliterative aliases
Such as Ant-eater Ant-bear and Ground-pig
And also Ground-hog
But not Ground-toad or Ground-frog
Cos he’s a mammal with clawed feet that help him to dig
He is not the fastest of all Ma Nature’s children
The only time he comes first is in the dictionary
He is more like a pillow
Than a scaly Armadillo
AnElephant is uncertain if he tells this factually or fictionally
There is no more to be said about the Aardvark
He is small and squat and perhaps just a teensy bit boxy
He is not smart or elegant
Like your second-favourite Elephant
But he is lucky enough to be a favourite of Rock ‘n’ Roll Roxi
For reasons beyond his understanding, AnElephantCant link to Roxi’s blog. Please visit at http://roxistclair.com – you will not regret it. Thank you.
anelephantcant 
Very animated aliterative awesomeness
displayed for a description of aardvark!
That’s not a walk in the park
for most bards… but not His Hugeness!
Indeed, Sir STommy2, AnElephantCan rhyme
About anything anytime.
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As Roger Daltrey and the Who said:
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…And a song for every thought 🙂
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Very good Sir Elephant, you have done well. Is there a topic on which you cannot write?
As I read this I though Anelephant is young enough I am sure to remember the story of Anthony Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying?
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AnElephant can write dire drivel and rotten rubbish on pretty much any tawdry topic known to mere man.
But he has never heard of Anthony Aardvark, sorry, Sir ST2.
And he has never heard of Quantity Surveying either!
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Ahh Sir Elephant I would have thought a man of your worldliness would remember the famous Bookshop sketch. Never mind, yuo are from Scotland, one must make allowances.
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Bookshops?
AnElephantCant read, man!
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Here Sir Elephant for your entertainment, though in this vesion it is Ethel the Aadvark
enjoy
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That is just awesomely awesome.
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Amazingly alliterative Alastair!
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Haha 😀
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There is no making an exception
an Elephant with a misconception
that Roxi likes Aardvarks the best
when hands down above all the rest
it’s a Pachyderm winning the prize
with floppy ears and soulful eyes
who has a heart that’s made of gold
forever his friendship I will hold.
Love Love Love This!!! I can’t believe you wrote this LOLOL…… thank you my friend! You’ve outdone yourself as always and it was a nice way to start the day by reading this 🙂 HUGGS xxx
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AnElephantCant rhyme like Roxi
Sadly the whole world and AnElephant know it
But she is so sweet
And her words are a real treat
So when he grows up he wants to be like her – a great poet
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! wrapping my arms around you giving you a big hug and a bag of peanuts! 🙂
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AnElephant is all pink with pride and pleasure!
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