AnElephantCant fly like a kite
And as a sailor he is all at sea
This may sound familiar
But is it much sillier
Than standing up in a hammock drinking tea
AnElephantCant get enough toothpaste
To keep his loxodontile tusks sparkly clean
They dip in Indian Ink
But does anyone think
He can blow bubbles while bouncing on a trampoline
AnElephantCant marry a seahorse
He wasn’t in Wham! with youthful George Michael
He can’t write a libretto
Or carve like Geppetto
But he can climb a tree on a unicycle
AnElephantCant read in Swahili
But he can see the writing on the wall
He keeps himself fit
By learning to knit
With all the skill of a pelican playing volleyball
AnElephantCant hypnotise buffalo
But he puts gooses in a trance with his dance
If a Siamese cat
Can wear more than one hat
Then can AnElephant win next year’s Tour de France
AnElephantCant sew on a button
So he buys a net to keep pots and jars in
He hears all the laughter
But is it really dafter
Than watching Charlie Chaplin play Tarzan
An Elephant is too naughty but can write cute poems.
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Too cute!! 🙂
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That’s awesome
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An Elephant brought a big smile and several giggles to my morning. This is wonderful! 🙂
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this is so adorable!! made me giggle 🙂
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Magic
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