AnElephantCant even spell aquarium
The fancy tank thing that some folk keep a wee fishy in
But that is a red herring
Has absolutely no bearing
On this post he only says it for a rhyme for optician
Because AnElephant wants to talk about eye tests
For animals and reptiles and insects and birds
He thinks it is hard
Tries to be on his guard
Because not all beasties can read lovely letters or wondrous words
Just think about a waggy tailed doggy
He understands sit and fetch and instructions like that
To check his eyesight
And his bark not his bite
You just show him graded pictures of a cheeky smiling cat
Some creatures are more difficult to determine
What they see if they don’t make a slight sound
For example a mole
Do you dig a deep hole
And ask him to read his eye chart underground
And who will examine an excitable alligator
And tell him he gets it wrong without feeling fears
Will you disagree
If he thinks a b is a d
And end up crying crocodile tears
AnElephant looks really cool in sunglasses
More Steve McQueen than a platypus or a muskrat
If you hear him talk
He has eyes like a hawk
But in actual fact he is blind as a bat
The mind boggles at the thought of an eye test for my dog…
et comment attacher les lunettes?
Des questions, rien que des questions!
Elle est tres drole ton inspiration!
Ou peut etre tres bete?
Je crois que tu fais un jeu de mots la, avec bête, non?
Oublies pas, UnElephant DOES THE FUNNIES HERE!
I am sure you look cool in real glasses too, not just sunglasses! 🙂
AnElephant does look cool in sunglasses
Some may say he even looks cute
But one thing is true
Between him and you
He is not as cute as his friend beautiful Ute
That is awesome 😀
Shucks, Al, bad jokes and contrived rhymes, this is what AnElephant does!
Glad you enjoy!
…. 🙂 Thank you, you are amazing as always with your poeticl spirit and touches. Have a nice weekend, love, nia
AnElephant thanks lovely Nia for her kind words, and is happy she enjoys his nonsense.