Monthly Archives: January 2015

Happy Birthday, Mr Burns

Posted on January 25, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant write poetry like Rabbie But then of course nobody can It is almost a crime To pen this silly rhyme As a tribute to an exceptional man January 25th is the birthday of Scotland’s National Bard, the much-loved Robert … Continue reading →

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life and a 3-legged dog

Posted on January 24, 2015 by AnElephantCant

I can tell from his skin grey and tired his hair long unwashed his clothes worn and grimy that he has no home he walks the quayside probably seeking a place to sleep shelter from the rain wind driven from … Continue reading →

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The Best Laid Plans – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on January 14, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever be organised He is never on time he procrastinates Although sometimes he wishes He can wash and dry all the dishes He usually ends up with broken saucers and plates Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Immaculately … Continue reading →

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Je Suis Charlie

Posted on January 11, 2015 by AnElephantCant

Je Suis Charlie Yesterday – Saturday – in Medville, there was a tribute to Charlie Hebdo. Events like this took place in cities, towns and villages across France and, I am sure, much further afield. There will be more today. … Continue reading →

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right and wrong

Posted on January 10, 2015 by AnElephantCant

You tell me I will soon forget That you already can’t remember But you are sunshine in July And I’m the east wind in November I tell you that you’re always right You tell me that I’m wrong I say … Continue reading →

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Route 66 – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on January 7, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant sing rock n roll Though he undoubtedly has oodles of swagger You think this is hooey But he can’t go to St Louis And he is not Chuck Berry or  mighty Mick Jagger Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading →

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The Theft – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on January 4, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help feeling embarrassed He sees something that puzzles him greatly He has got no clue He is surprised there are two But he sees another object that is pink and unshapely This is a weekly invitation to write a short … Continue reading →

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she teaches

Posted on January 3, 2015 by AnElephantCant

she teaches me such varied things she brings me many gifts she gives me lots of practice when and why I must forgive she teaches me to fall in love with her starlit flashing eyes but I am much too … Continue reading →

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