AnElephantCant be famous

AnElephant outed as C. E. Ayr

AnElephantCant stay incognito
He does not even know what that means
Or where it might be
So he treads lightly
He thinks it does not add up to a small hill of beans

You see he has been in the newspapers
He thinks he is practically famous
In the Ayrshire Post
On Scotland’s West Coast
Now almost three people know what his name is

AnElephant has a vast number of aliases
In his Ayr Academy schooldays he was known as Springer
Which is somewhat mystifying
As his given name is Brian
And he writes this book as the enigmatic C. E. Ayr

But if you think he is not very important
He tells you this feature is widely syndicated
But even he finds it hard
To rhyme Kilmarnock Standard
With Irvine Herald so he is somewhat deflated

A clever chap called Edwin Lawrence
A roving reporter with his nose to the ground
Says this is not really news
But it does quite amuse
Although nothing about AnElephant can be described as profound

Now we come to the end of this ditty
He thanks everybody who stops by for a look
All that he wants to say
Is Thank You and hey
If you click here you can see his cool book