AnElephantCant write about vampires
That is one of his rules though unwritten
He does not like the cloak
Or the big puff of smoke
And he is really afraid to get bitten
Friday Fictioneers is hosted by the wonderful Rochelle, the undisputed master of what I call Sound Bite Fiction.
Hey, that is even more appropriate with this week’s offering!
I have broken a promise to myself.
I confess I do not like vampire tales.
But this is dedicated to Rochelle, who sets the weekly challenge, and the standard.
She will understand and, I hope, forgive.
The idea is to write a story of around 100 words based on the picture below.
© Madison Woods
Vampire
I hate being a vampire.
Yeah, I know, it looks dead glamorous in the movies, but there are lots of negatives.
I mean, I live in France, and now I can’t go near garlic.
Crosses are taboo, too.
And sunshine.
That really depresses me.
I live on the Côte d’Azur, for goodness sake.
Okay the cloak is pretty cool, all that swishing and swirling.
And the…
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anelephantcant 
Eh? Eh? *points ear-trumpet in that direction* The what?
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CAN YOU HEAR ANELEPHANT SHOUTING???
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Does this train stop at Wembley?
No, it’s Thursday.
Me too, let’s get something to drink.
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