Category Archives: Daft Rhymes

AnElephantCant write poetry, but he can and does do daft rhymes

Time Machine – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant deny it C.E. Ayr is becoming an addiction His weekly write Is sheer delight AnElephant now loves Sound Bite Fiction He is scarily good. Just click on that link to see his offering this week in response to AnElephant’s … Continue reading

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Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse him Orang-utans have him holding our sides … Continue reading

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Cars – Friday Fictioneers

Originally posted on Sound Bite Fiction :
I have some news to share here which I’ll explain anon but before that let me tell you AnElephant is gone so now I must inform you I suffer from an affliction I’m a…

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The Mistake – Sunday Photo Fiction

Originally posted on Sound Bite Fiction :
I used to know AnElephant Who wrote in silly verse So I thought I’d just eliminate him Before things get any worse Sunday Photo Fiction is a weekly challenge presented by my old friend…

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The Mall – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant say he enjoys shopping This is not too hard for him to admit He can never buy shoes Or pants that are loose And it is impossible to find a hat that will fit Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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Dear Prime Minister – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant comment on politics He’s a heffelump he doesn’t get to vote But the rich have a laugh While the poor continue to starve Austerity is wrong and he thinks everyone must know it This is a weekly invitation to … Continue reading

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Dream Home – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be happy There are days when he feels doom and gloom But like great chandeliers He flaps his big ears And his humour brightens the most dreary of rooms Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our leading … Continue reading

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The Clock – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant travel through time He is not a writer of cool Science Fiction He isn’t Asimov or Clarke He stumbles around in the dark Hoping Al does not serve notice of eviction This is a weekly invitation to write a … Continue reading

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After Linda – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant claim he’s a chef Which is surprising for a chap of his mettle He leaves most food uncut Prefers to munch a peanut AnElephantCant boil a kettle Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Our charismatic culinarist Rochelle heats … Continue reading

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The Parting – Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant play board games He can never win at Chess or Monopoly It just is not fair When he plays Solitaire He does not finish in the top three because he plays so sloppily This is a weekly invitation to write a short … Continue reading

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