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Category Archives: Scottish Stuff, funny and serious
Scottish Hallowe’en
Click here to hear the words read aloud: Hallowe’en nae bairn can contain their excitement as the end of October draws near each wee brain fair itches as they think about witches it is the scariest night of the year … Continue reading
Posted in humour, Poetry, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious
Tagged bogeyman, ghouls and ghosts, guising, hallowe'en, pumpkin, rhyme, scotland, trick or treat
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Hallowe’en Scottish Style
Click here to hear AnElephant read his own drivel aloud: AnElephantCant contain his excitement As the end of October draws near His wee brain fair itches As he thinks about witches It is far and away the scariest night of … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Poetry
Tagged bogeyman, dookin’ for apples, ghosts, ghouls, guising, hallowe'en, trick or treat, warlocks, witches
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St Andra’s Fault
AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious
Tagged andy murray, golf course, november 30, patron saint, rhyme, rhymes, san andreas fault, scotland, st andrew, the saltire
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Liar Liar
Liar Liar I would rather not take office. This is the response of the leader of the UK’s largest political party, when asked if he would do a deal with the Scottish National Party. Less than 8 months after a … Continue reading
The Prisoners
The Prisoners The five men have been prisoners for 300 long years. They have attempted to escape previously, but a lack of unified commitment has always thwarted them. That, and the guards, ten times their number, who spread lies, doubt … Continue reading
This is the land
This is the Land This is the land of Robert Burns Of William Wallace too Of Baird and Bell and Smith and Hume All Scottish through and through This is the land of loch and glen Of rivers and fields … Continue reading
The Joke
The Joke Almost everyone knows this joke. Gabriel sees God making the world. He watches in amazement as God creates a land of mighty Munros clad in purple heather, great lochs, and fast flowing rivers, teeming with salmon and trout. … Continue reading
Turkeys at Christmas
Turkeys at Christmas Today I am going to tell you a story about a great big field full of turkeys. This field is run, not very well, by Farmer Richboy. He doesn’t care about the turkeys, but he knows that … Continue reading
No Question
No Question I have a friend, a lady I have known for over 30 years. I love her dearly, like a sister. She is intelligent and articulate. She is easily among the top ten most caring, compassionate people I know. … Continue reading
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