Category Archives: humour

Weird Beards and Hirsute Horrors

Posted on April 25, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant cultivate facial growth well actually that is quite far from the truth but he has no desire to sprout chin or lip hair because it appears ghastly grey now he is not a youth but quite long in the … Continue reading →

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Rock Star – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on April 23, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be musical He sounds like a gruff goat with a very sore throat You cover your ears Be reduced to tears When he tries to hit a high note Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Presented … Continue reading →

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Isle Be Loving You Always

Posted on April 21, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stay away from interesting islands He is so happy to be surrounded by sea You have to go on a boat Or a plane please take note When he disembarks he knows he is free An island can be … Continue reading →

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The Garden – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on April 20, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be very polite Although he thinks if you fart then you must say pardon He tries to display good manners Doesn’t drop any clangers And writes a wee story about a different sort of garden This is a … Continue reading →

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AnElephant Posts Most Ghosts

Posted on April 18, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he’s a scaredy cat He does not always feel safe in the night His panic is complete If some freak in a sheet Shouts boo and gives him a quite fearful fright And then he might waken in … Continue reading →

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AnElephant’s Fish Kiss Wish List

Posted on April 14, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant finesse fun-finned fishies Although he is not so sure about shadowy Sharks He does want to know If a Catfish says miaow And he is curious to discover if a Dogfish really barks In Scotland millions of folk come … Continue reading →

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AnElephant in AnElevator

Posted on April 10, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant be unhappy with his laid back lifestyle He normally has more sunny smiles and less fearsome frowns But nevertheless Like everyone else He occasionally suffers from wee ups and downs He is an intrinsically placid and contented beastie Not … Continue reading →

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Celebration – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on April 9, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he loves street parties With flags on strings and cool decorations Lots of folk having fun Dancing around in the sun All joining happily in sublime celebrations Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Presented weekly by party … Continue reading →

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AnElephantCant Ever Forget

Posted on April 7, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always remember He has a great memory and yet Sometimes he finds A thought stays in his mind Simply because he forgets to forget AnElephant is no longer a youngster He lives for a hundred and quite a few … Continue reading →

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AnElephant, Charlie Chaplin and Tarzan

Posted on April 5, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant fly like a kite And as a sailor he is all at sea This may sound familiar But is it much sillier Than standing up in a hammock drinking tea AnElephantCant get enough toothpaste To keep his loxodontile tusks … Continue reading →

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