Tag Archives: 50 shades

Upgrade Upset Uptight

Posted on December 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he’s a thicko He really is as dumb as a rock Not very clever Should never ever ever Try to change anything cos he is a thick Jock He finds it isn’t easy being grey As that fabulous … Continue reading →

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Lord of the Wrinkles

Posted on December 4, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help but consider Why we get hairier as we get older Where once he was svelte He is now growing a pelt He looks a lot like a large furry boulder Now of course he has always been quite … Continue reading →

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