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AnElephant is Distressed at Eye Test Request
AnElephantCant even spell aquarium The fancy tank thing that some folk keep a wee fishy in But that is a red herring Has absolutely no bearing On this post he only says it for a rhyme for optician Because AnElephant … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes
Tagged alligator, aquarium, blind as a bat, crocodile tears, eye test, mole, optician, platypus, red herring, rhyme, rhymes, steve mcqueen
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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties
AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged alligator, bambi, budgie, bunny, chick, chimpanzee, coyote, crocodile, duck, duckies, egg, fox, frog, giraffe, goldfish, great white, hawk, hedgehog, hippopotamus, horse, kitten, koala bear, labrador, lion, meerkat, owl, ox, panda, penguin, phil the fox, prehensile, princess, rhinoceros, robin, salamander, squirrel, starling, tiger, turtle, wallaby, wombat, zebra
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