Tag Archives: america

Breakfast in America

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Travel and Strife

AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments