Tag Archives: america
Breakfast in America
AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading
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Tagged america, bacon, banana, belgian waffles, breakfast, french toast, omelette, orange juice, over easy, pancakes, pecan, porridge, sausage, scrambled eggs, strawberry, syrup, tiffany's, usa, zeus
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Travel and Strife
AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged america, america's cup, amtrak, apple mac, banbury cross, bay, bob marley, cattle ranch, cock horse, comanche, dumbo, golden gate, greyhound, harley, jumbo, mid-west, pea green boat, pittsburgh, san francisco, stagecoach, wagon train
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Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma
AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading
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Tagged aberdeen, america, auchenshuggle, beach boys, caledonian, california girls, chuck berry, clydeside, dumfries, dundee, edinburgh, fraserburgh, galloway, glasgow, inverness, irn bru, lou reed, memphis tennessee, princes street, royal mile, san francisco, scotia, simon and garfunkel, stagecoach, tony bennet, walk on the wild side, weegies
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