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Elephants in your Pants!

AnElephantCant play nicely with ants Doom and disaster all too quickly beckon He thinks they are neat But the size of his feet Means he can obliterate several zillion in a second He admires how they transport large objects Like … Continue reading

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Ain’t Mis-Bee-Hivin’

AnElephantCant hide his admiration for beeses They are always such busy little buzzers They can be Honey or Bumble Or even Nocturnal But he can’t tell one from ze uzzers There are Hornfaced and Diggers and Leafcutters And some that … Continue reading

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