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Elephants in your Pants!

AnElephantCant play nicely with ants Doom and disaster all too quickly beckon He thinks they are neat But the size of his feet Means he can obliterate several zillion in a second He admires how they transport large objects Like … Continue reading

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Ne’er Cast a Cloot ‘Til May’s Oot*

*Do not discard any garment until May is over (Old Scots Saying) AnElephantCant come out to play In the merry merry month of May On the twenty fourth day He has nothing to say Until now it has been long … Continue reading

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