Tag Archives: autumn

being sick

Posted on October 12, 2019 by AnElephantCant

Click here to hear the words read aloud: being sick it isn’t funny being sick in the autumn it isn’t funny being sick at any time it isn’t fun when you suspect the bits and pieces you eject are as … Continue reading →

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The Tree Musketeers

Posted on February 11, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant hide his enjoyment There are so many things make him pleased Yo-yos and Pawpaws Cuckoos and Crab Claws But there are few things as wonderful as Trees Some trees have quite spiky sharp needles They are Evergreens also called … Continue reading →

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Autumn Rhymes With Bottom to AnElephant’s Delight!

Posted on November 3, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant hide his elation This morning just makes his heart sing Although it is Autumn He gets up off his bottom And strolls in the sunshine as though it were Spring Ben Lomond can be seen in the distance Its … Continue reading →

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Owed to Autumn – 1p

Posted on September 25, 2012 by AnElephantCant

With thanks and sincere apologies to John Keats (1795 – 1821), an English Romantic poet, who clearly did nothing to deserve that his beautiful words be treated so badly. Season of mixed and muddled metaphors Not even sure what you … Continue reading →

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