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The Elephant and The Bank Robber

AnElephantCant keep it a secret There is a whole lot that AnElephantCan To stop folk unravelling Wherever he’s travelling AnElephant sometimes likes to pretend he’s a man Your second favourite Elephant wears cute disguises He has grey hair and staggers … Continue reading

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While Rome burns

On the news that theRoyal Bank of Scotland, 84% owned by the UK government/tax-payer, is to relocate hundreds of call centre jobs to India. AnElephantCant grasp Royal Bank logic They are giving more workers the sack You and I are … Continue reading

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