Tag Archives: black humour

The Sheep – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on July 16, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal Although he occasionally sits on a cat But it is always an accident He does not set a precedent He is not happy when he sees that cat flat Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading →

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Market Day – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on May 14, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant miss out on the market Fresh fruit and veg and scrummy local cheese Shoes and hats and all sorts He buys a new pair of shorts To get some sunshine on his cute knobbly knees Once again it is … Continue reading →

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