Tag Archives: blowing in the wind

Light-heartedly Half-hearted*

Posted on March 27, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to have politesse It is his rudeness that sets him apart In this post he proves it Any doubt he removes it He explains the international fart AnElephant’s mummy is a sensitive creature He takes very good care … Continue reading →

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Sì, mi chiamano Mimì*

Posted on September 17, 2012 by AnElephantCant

The above image is an actual likeness of Meme, taken from a satellite picture. Or is it a fragment of AnElephant’s warped imagination? So let’s start with a joke. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. … Continue reading →

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I was so much older then I’m younger than that now

Posted on September 10, 2012 by AnElephantCant

Bob Dylan today releases a new album, Tempest, to commemorate and celebrate 50 years of recording. AnElephant bows his head in tribute to the poet of the 20th Century. The wind has blown, the times a-changed Lay lady lay is long … Continue reading →

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