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Accensational Elephant

Posted on October 14, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep his emotions under control His heart rate is in rapid ascent An American chum Who he does not think is so dumb Accuses AnElephant of speaking with a funny accent Both his readers know AnElephant is a beautiful … Continue reading →

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How Not to Speak Foreign – AnElephant’s Guide

Posted on August 31, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant teach you to speak foreign You are better to get Berlitz to do that He gives you some hints Not as many as vingt (20, okay?) So you are not as dumb as a chien or a cat It … Continue reading →

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