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AnElephant is Blowin’ in the Wind

Posted on June 16, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say he always misses Bonnie Scotland There are some aspects of his homeland he is happier without Like the hail and the sleet And the snow-frozen feet And that brisk wind that blows his trembling trunk inside out In … Continue reading →

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European in the Dark Here

Posted on April 30, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he’s a strange dude Who runs this daft blog as a sideline This beau European Siempre agreeing Considers linguistics as merely a guideline A fluent speaker of what he calls Eurinal Employing words from each modern language His … Continue reading →

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The Little House has an Adventure

Posted on April 26, 2013 by AnElephantCant

The little House says bye bye for now As the spaceship heads for home She decides that she’s not hanging around I think I’ll have a little roam Woof woof can I come I’ll be well behaved The little House … Continue reading →

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