Tag Archives: breakfast

Black and White and Red All Over

Posted on December 27, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help being colour blind It isn’t as bad as being flatulent or dead But he is just back from Italy Where quite unconditionally His breakfast croissant is served with Orange Juice that is RED Perhaps for some of you … Continue reading →

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Breakfast in America

Posted on December 31, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading →

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A Breakfast Serial

Posted on July 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  Well. Well, well. Well, well, well. (as the human pyramid said when asked where oil comes from) You lot have really done it now. You will all be familiar with the expression ‘An Elephant in the Room’. And you … Continue reading →

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Breakfast Epiphanies

Posted on July 28, 2012 by AnElephantCant

    Breakfast starts the perfect day Pain au chocolat and café Croissants avec confiture The best way to begin your jour And in the good old USA A stack of pancakes shows the way To start you off bright … Continue reading →

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