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Elephants Over Easy
Chef by Phil Burns AnElephantCant be let loose in a kitchen He’s like a bull in a China Shop He can’t stand the heat The egg has him beat His haute cuisine is a culinary flop He struggles with … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged baked alaska, bull in a china shop, casserole, frogs legs, haute cuisine, marmite, moules marinieres, pasta, peanut butter, poetry, rhyme, skillet, spatula
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Raining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged ambush of tigers, array of hedgehogs, birds of a feather, bouquet of pheasants, bull in a china shop, cat who walks by himself, cloud of gnats, collective nouns, colony, elephant, emu, fox, gaggle of geese, gang of buffalo, hover of hawks, hover of trout, kangaroo, kettle of hawks, knot of snakes, mischief, murder of crows, murmuration, pachyderm, pack of wolves, pride of lions, Rudyard kipling, skulk, starlings
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