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AnElephantCant Be A Mere Cat

Posted on October 24, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant see in the dark There is a very good reason for that Though he eats lots of carrots And very few parrots He can’t purr or have whiskers or the night sight of a cat AnElephantCant sit up and … Continue reading →

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Naive Nephologist Never Normal

Posted on February 10, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stop marvelling at clouds They come in all shapes and sizes Small white and fluffy Big dark and huffy And man they are full of surprises They can open up and hit you with a deluge You are soaked … Continue reading →

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The Smile of Your Shadow

Posted on January 22, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help loving his shadow It really is a bundle of fun But surprisingly shy For such a big guy It only comes out in the sun Or if he’s at home in the evening Often thinking about nothing at … Continue reading →

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

Posted on December 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading →

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