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Un Petit Bisou* From Me to You

AnElephantCant hide his embarrassment He thinks he just had a very close squeak To his great surprise Two friendly French guys Give him a smile and a hug and a kiss on each cheek Now in Scotland this is considered … Continue reading

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Caledonia Dreaming on Such a Winter’s Day

AnElephantCant stay any longer For the past 12 weeks he aimlessly roams Up and down the West Coast Delighting his hosts But the time comes when he must return home He has enough memories to last several lifetimes Enough friends … Continue reading

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State of Independence

AnElephantCant decide where to head to Now that he has to leave San Francisco He is kinda useless Can’t spell Massachusetts So that means New England’s a no-go He’s not sure whether to head north or southwards If you are … Continue reading

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Razzmatazz at Alcatraz

AnElephantCant contain his excitement He packs his wooden leg and spare dentures He is flying away For a month and a day On a mammoth trans-Atlantic adventure He is going to San Francisco He is sure to wear flowers in … Continue reading

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Saint Andra’s Fault

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Dear Elephant Happy Birthday to Me

AnElephantCant keep it a secret He is so happy his big head is all bursty No buts and no ifs And sadly no gifts But today is AnElephant’s birthday He is still somewhat dashing and handsome Although he is clearly … Continue reading

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