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The Little House Goes Dancing

The little House decides to go dancing She tells Dog Kennel what she plans They discuss it for two minutes Then agree to see a House Band She boogies to those great old songs She remembers from her youth But … Continue reading

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Caledonia Dreaming on Such a Winter’s Day

AnElephantCant stay any longer For the past 12 weeks he aimlessly roams Up and down the West Coast Delighting his hosts But the time comes when he must return home He has enough memories to last several lifetimes Enough friends … Continue reading

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Leaving Vancouver Blues

He sits silent on the Greyhound As it slowly moves Downtown The past is close behind him Treading on his shoes His mind is filled with emptiness Leaving Vancouver Blues He sits pensive on the Greyhound As it travels south … Continue reading

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The Aloofer Vancouver Manoeuvre

AnElephantCant describe the pleasures he finds As he rambles round downtown Vancouver Surrounded by mountains It has really cool fountains He wishes for once that his words could be smoother The morning skies light up his eyes Dawn breaks over … Continue reading

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Movin’ Groovin’ Vancouvin’

AnElephantCant keep working forever He is no longer a shaker and mover He is lucky no doubt He gets to chill out In the beautiful city of Vancouver That’s the one in BC up in Canada All inlets and lots … Continue reading

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For River and Ever

AnElephantCant conceal his location Although he does not plan to be too specific He is on a beautiful river Which runs almost forever From Canada down to the Pacific In Glasgow we have three wonderful rivers The Cart the Kelvin … Continue reading

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State of Independence

AnElephantCant decide where to head to Now that he has to leave San Francisco He is kinda useless Can’t spell Massachusetts So that means New England’s a no-go He’s not sure whether to head north or southwards If you are … Continue reading

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New Hell Cuisine

AnElephantCant eat hot spices He ain’t a silly-billy He sure don’t like to burn his trunk So he stays well away from Chile He knows it ain’t Thanksgiving ‘Taint even Sunday tea But sometimes nothing hits the spot Like a … Continue reading

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