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Star of Cage and Screen

AnElephantCant be a great actor He hasn’t the talent of Brando or Newman To win an Oscar He must be less bizarre The problem is that he’s not even human There have been some wonderful animals In movies some real … Continue reading

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading

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